kylie's list of awesome

hi everyone! i'm kylie.

allison asked me to share my opinions and knowledge on one area of my expertise: celebrity men. i feel like i should be somewhat embarrased or ashamed, but i'm totally not. in fact, i pride myself in the fact that, not only do i know who these people are what they are up to, but that i have listed them according to preference. in order to be on the list, i have taken the following aspects into account: hotness, charm, photogenic-ness, i like their characters that they play in movies, and that's pretty much it.

call me shallow. call me silly. i don't care. here's kylie's official list of awesome.

7. ben affleck

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ben affleck is handsome, charming, and possibly the cutest dad in hollywood, rivaled only by his bff (and number five on the list) matt damon. ben, we would be happy to look at you all day long.

6. robert downey jr.

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hey remember when rdj was the awesomest actor ever? in the past few years, he's played tony stark and sherlock holmes with style and total believability, which we love. his charm and quirky sense of humor and unique style place robert downey jr lovingly in spot number six.

5. matt damon

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jason bourne is pretty much as bad-a as it gets. but matt damon's roles range from playing super assassins to playing psycopaths to playing the most loveable creature on the planet. matt, you have been on this list for a while. well done, sir, well done. also, everyone should just sit and get lost in his eyes for a sec....mmmmk...

4. justin bartha

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who is this dashing young man? may i introduce justin bartha, ladies and gentlemen.... you may recognize him as riley from national treasure...he being the best part of the movie. he's just so...for lack of a better word, rad. and a little artsy. you'd have to be in order to be dating ashley olsen.

3. jude law

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whoa, it's getting hot in here. someone better turn down the jude.

2. john krasinski

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lovable, funny, charming, sweet, great smile, great style, and wonderful sense of humour. did i cover everything great about a man? yes. did i describe john krasinski to a tee? absolutely i did. emily blunt is one lucky girl.

1. ryan reynolds

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a photo is worth a thousand words, or so they say. so, take a look at this picture and tell me what's not to like?? ryan is clearly a fan of fun and also way good at rocking a suit. classy and charming and funny, we love ryan reynolds. melissa joan hart knew what was up when she tried to impress him in the sabrina the teenage witch movie back in the 90s. if only i had gotten to him before scarlett wooed him away from all of us. just looking at him makes me melt. no big deal. spot #1 is kinda a big deal, and you, ryan, deserve it.

you've been introduced to kylie's list of awesomeness. if you're not gagging from my stupidity, i congratulate you. just so you know, the topic of my list came up at work today when one of the girls with whom i work said, "keira knightly has kissed all the good ones!"

i think not, my dear. as far as i know, keira hasn't kissed the best ones. she can have her fun with the losers in spots 8-15, but the top seven remain keira-free.

thanks for letting me crash your blog, allison, with my wonderwall-worthy celebrity drooling.